rhymemeariver:
Zelly do chickens fart
OH MY GOSH jenny will you illustrate my life? please? i will pay you in pie….
rhymemeariver:
Zelly has chickens if you didn’t know
jenny i am going to die this is way too cute wow
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Name: Zelly.
Gender: Female.
Age: 17.
Birth date: August 9th.
Place of birth: Stockton, California.
Current place of residence: The capital.
Heritage: Filipino and Mexican on my dad’s side, and like… Oklahoman and Swedish on my mom’s.
Siblings: A little brother.
Parents: We are buddies.
Religious/Spiritual affiliation: Not really my bag.
Pets: Three cats - Gandalf, Xena, and Tiberius Turdface Kitterbutt. And a dog named Spot.
Marital status: Married to myself in my mind, does that count.
Sexual orientation: Uninterested.
Tattoos/piercings: Nope.
Glasses: Recently acquired ones.
PC or Mac: I like Macs a lot but own a PC.
Mobile phone: Well, it’s from Big Lots.
Do you believe in ghosts? Heck yeah.
Do you believe in UFOs? Yeep.
Abortion: Pro-choice.
Death penalty: I don’t condone it.
Gay marriage: I support it as much as I support straight marriage.
Where have you traveled? The continental US, basically. I’ve been to Virginia, Washington DC, Massachusetts, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Michigan, Washington and Iowa, not counting the states in between California and those places because I was subject to many roadtrips with smelly hippies in my youth.
Where else can you be found on the internet? I actually have a link to all those places here.
UM so I have recently hit um a large number of followers and I haven’t done one of these in a while, so…
- Hi! I am Zelly! I am a teenage girl living in northern California.
- Uh, I’m an INTJ Leo Hufflepuff which… is kind of a weird… combination… idk man.
- I really like cats.
- I draw a lot. I post stuff I draw a lot too.
- I try and tag for things! But if I am ever not tagging for something and I should be, please tell me!
- Uh, I hope I am approachable! I like talking to people! I just go from being really shy to really obnoxious! But I like you!
- If I ever tell you I am gonna do something, or I never responded to you, you should tell me again because I am really bad at remembering things and it seems like tumblr eats a lot of things sent my way.
- WOW I am being boring right now and uh here is a story:
- one time I was supposed to be watering the lawn but instead I was messing with the sprinkler level, turning the water up and down to see how big the sprinkler could go and I didn’t realize it but I totally soaked this lady walking her dog on the sidewalk by the sprinkler and she just stared at me as she walked away.
rhymemeariver:
I made a comic about Zelly.
JENNY OMG THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
now I need a t-shirt with “scarf scarf” on it
I am gonna make yours tomorrow because I am falling asleep here and I can’t have that ok
JENNY IS EVIL: a post
- Cameron Frye
- William Miller
- Tim Bisley
- Jaye Tyler
- Tiffany Aching
- Turquoise
- Gold
- … teal
- Pink
- White?
- Josh from Dorm Life
- also sometimes Shane from Dorm Life
- The elephant from Cats Don’t Dance
- Tom Haverford
- A muppet
- Jenny (who is you)
- Jenny from the Flight of the Conchords song ‘Jenny’
- Jenny from Doctor Who
- Jenny from Oliver and Company
- Jenny who is you again
- It is untoward
- It gives me false hope
- It is secretly too nice
- It causes me to explode
- It is hard to think of this many top 5 things
- Circles?
- Squares
- Anything symmetrical basically
- Piles are good, like mashed potatoes.
- Also uh, liquid. Is liquid a shape?
There are a lot more under this cut.
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I always forget how dorky I sound until I record myself saying stuff. Why don’t people tell me I have a lisp all the time? It’s like… wow why are people friends with me. I don’t understand.
I just spent the last hour going through all of my facebook pictures and making lists
- most flattering hair-styles, ranked longest to shortest
- pictures of me and Jenny
- pictures that Jenny took of me when I didn’t notice
- pictures that have Dominique’s face in the background but that I can never post any where because she hates pictures
- pictures where I have a double chin and flared nostrils (all of them)
- pictures in which I am horrified by what I am wearing, only to realize that actually I wore that yesterday as well
- pictures that I like which are all over seven years old
- pictures of me and my cats
