asksamvimes:

==> Days in the future, but not many…

Your name is SAM VIMES, and you’re pretty sure this is WEIRD WIZARD SHIT.

You have had it up to here with WEIRD WIZARD SHIT.

And after you’ve finished living up to your family history of REGICIDE you are going to PUNCH EVERY SINGLE WIZARD. 

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   despite not really knowing much about Homestuck this still makes me laugh way too hard.

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   I’ve decided it’s about time...was on my blog again.

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    I still have no idea what...fuck Homestuck is,...this...

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    the noise I just made is only hearable by dogs

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    THIS. IS. AMAZING.

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    Bringing this back because it is the absolute best thing.

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    HE’S GOING TO DO IT HE’S GOING TO PUNCH EVERY WIZARD STARTING WITH RINCEWIND that bastard

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    a perfect combination...perfect things. (Go get ‘em Vimes! Kick that wizard/king behind!)

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    this needs to be on my blog again

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    what. what. yes. FUCK. YES.

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    the most beautiful thing. i

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    I don’t care if I reblogged these pictures out of order,...SO MUCH oh my god Vimes I am so...

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    OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT I burst out laughing IRL, which hardly ever happens.

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